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The trouble with women is they either lead you on or they are completely silent. Why can’t they just tell you how you how they feel? Instead it always gets messy. I like girl number one, but she has no idea. I want to go to the dance with her, but I don’t know when to ask. We are in class together sharing stories, always having fun. When I am about to ask her to the dance, I found out that not only does she not like me, but she likes one of my friends. I thought she liked me, but instead she was just leading me on.
How about the girl that keeps everything to herself. I like a girl and I want to ask her to Senior Prom. We each have no dates, so this should be easy. But when I talk to her, she seems entirely uninterested. When I bring up anything that has to do with the dance, she always changes the subject. This makes me very confused, and because girls are being taken left and right, I decide to ask another girl. I’m a little disappointed with my date, and I wish that I would have gone with the girl I liked. The next day of school after the dance, she tells me that she wished she would have gone with me.
The point is I will never be able to figure out how women feel. When I think a girl likes me, they don’t. When I think a girl doesn’t like me, they do. The best solution to all these problems would be telling the truth at all times. This solution is possible, but it is not very probable. Women are afraid to open their feelings to men, and vice versa. I will conclude by saying that women will always drive me crazy.